“Okay, let me tell you MY plan for My financial future. You are my new ‘acquisition’, one who will manage My account and prepare a bar chart for Me every month. Each month will have two bars, one showing My net worth and the other one showing your net worth. You’re going to arrange things so that your net worth gets smaller each month while mine gets more than correspondingly larger, as you will be making other investments on my behalf as well.
I think you will find a failure to comply is outside of your acceptable risk tolerance level, as it involves me NEVER doing this to you again.
On the plus side, as a management processing fee I will come here and, upon a favorable completion of each portfolio review, allow you to kiss and lick these bare feet that you’re now drooling offer.”
Somewhere along the line his surprise birthday stripper went off track. He has never been happier, though he now wears panties and a locked chastity device to work, plus a collar and leash while maintaining their home, and reinvests most of his earnings, dividend and otherwise, into Her account.